Paula Deen Will Make Ya Scream, Y'll...

I suppose that anything I say here

will simply come off as pure,

unadulterated jealousy, but...

I despise Paula Deen.

She laughs like a squirrel

 trapped in a clothes dryer.

I defy you to watch

11 minutes of her show,

before you off yourself...

out of the sheer desire to do so.

And Cupcake Wars.

What am I supposed to do with

Cupcake Wars???

Florian Bellanger critiquing
someone's frangipane..

Pepe LePew bitching out
the almond paste???

Wow. Kill Me. Now.

When I want to go to

my unhappy place,

this is my show of choice.

Again, I don't have me

 a cooking show &

I sure don't have me

 a baking one, either.

But personally,

I'd rather collect
 cans & bottles
in my trusty
stolen shopping cart,

then to use my
divine creativity
to figure out how to incorporate
the ingredients of




a chimichanga

 into my cupcake batter.

I don't get it.

I just don't get it.

Now, I like Hungry Girl

&

I like Pioneer Woman.

She speaks to me....

And Bayou Billionaires

 &

My Big Redneck Vacation.

OMG...Tom Arnold,

doing pop-up commentary on

Rednecks in The Hamptons.

Sign me the hell up.

~SusiTheJ~, Yaaaaawwwwwllllllll.....